Broken Hearted Pizza

When your friend calls crying to you because they just got "dumped," Whip up this pizza in no time and bring it to their house with a bottle (or five) of red wine. Form it into a heart shape and butcher it into little pieces to represent what you would like to do to the one who broke your heart. (Jokingly, of course). Pizza is the ultimate comfort food and this recipe is super quick and easy.

1. Preheat oven to 225°C
2. Unroll pizza crust dough onto a greased baking sheet.
3. Form into a heart shape.
4. Spread pizza sauce onto dough.
5. Top with meat and/or veggies.
6. Sprinkle with cheese.
7. Bake for about 17 minutes or until crust is golden brown.
8. Cut into neat squares, or tear apart in the way your ex tore your heart.

Omit the pepperoni or chicken for a vegetarian pizza. You can substitute the veggies and cheese in the recipe with whatever veggies and cheese you like.

Serves: 4 people